- night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
- morning of school: nevermind
The awkward moment when you’re licking your lips because they’re dry but someone takes it the wrong way
Sunday Jan 1 @ 08:50pmYou:
Them:
that is so fucking funny i can’t believe it! and if it works i’ll be fucking amazed!

Saturday Jan 1 @ 10:45pm‘When the rich rob the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fight back, it’s called violence.”











